Dear Mirena, It's been awhile since last we spoke. I figured our best shot at co-habitation would be for me to simply ignore you. Which I have, for the most part. And, luckily, things between us have improved. So much, in fact, that I practically forgot about you until last week when two of my good ...
I'm a non-confrontational gal, so I'm not entirely sure how to begin except by saying what the fuck, dude? Go on. Pull your hair back. Remove your jewelry. Sharpen your finger nails. I dare you. It is on.I believe in my letter of introduction to you, I made the rules pretty ...
Dear Nina, I think the first time you said it, you were about 4. The same age your oldest nephew is ...
Dear Mother Nature,I know you are busy. You're a working mom. Like me. And so many other stressed out women around here. But that doesn't make you special, you know? Or above criticism. I don't know what kind of antics ...
I know we just met, BUT I'd like to set a few things straight before we launch into this five year long relationship. Especially considering that you were none too excited about taking up residence in my body. And thanks. So much. For that. There's ...
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