Dear Feff,
This past week you lost your first tooth, got your first fat lip, and you...er...turned six.
Even though I expressly told you not to. Even though you and I had a deal. I mean, I allowed you to turn five last year, after all.
"Don't worry, Mommy. I'll always be your baby."
As if.
So you're six.
And ...
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You chose the perfect time of year to mess with my shit. So thank you for that. And unless you are a homeless family of five who was just looking for a nice place to celebrate their Christmas, I'm going to assume you suck. I have a tendency to pre-judge. Sorry.
First of all, I'd like to note how ...
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Dear Sydney and Elijah,
You are 5 and 3 years old and something happened today that warrants some discussion. Maybe not now, but someday, you'll ask. And I'll have to have my answers ready.
A man was killed today. A bad man. A man who was responsible for hurting many people all over the world. It took ...
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Tushy Boy,
I know it's a little confusing, because your birthday party was back in February, but today you are officially 3 years old. It's hard for me to wrap my head around ...
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Baby,
When I ask you how you can be so handsome, I'm not kidding. I seriously can't wrap my mind around the fact that I birthed a future J. Crew model. Your tousled little hairs and kooky sense of humor give you a little edge, thankfully. ...
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