I am a hardcore feminist. My way was paved by Betty Friedan and then Kate Millet and then Oprah. But let's face it, people, as hardcore as I may be, I am the middle class. Born and bred to...er...shop. I don't do Black Friday because I don't do lines. Or crowds. But I do speak Sale ...
My baby starts kindergarten Thursday. I'm all out of sorts. I can't believe he's "school age." It freaks me the fuck out. He's nervous about making new friends, meeting his teacher, and being without his three year old side-kick for extended periods of time. Know what I'm nervous about? The fact that Thursday and Friday, ...
Dear Media, You are an asshole. Luckily, today is a beautiful day and I happen to be in a good mood. But rest assured it's in spite of you. You said that a hurricane of crazy proportion was scheduled to attack New York City this weekend. As it followed on the heels of an unprecedented "earthquake" (read: ...
It was a craptastic day in the neighborhood, people. Last night, the battery in my smoke alarm decided to suffer a slow and painful death beginning at 3:30am. After about the 10th high-pitched beep, I got up to put it (and me) out of it's misery, only to discover that the tile floor outside our bedroom ...
The Department of Motor Vehicles is the third ring of hell. Anyone with a drivers license, drivers permit or non drivers license knows this. By definition, the DMV is a time sucker. It's bureaucracy at it's most fucking evil, Disney World-esque curly lines and all. We arrived in Brooklyn with two cars. That wasn't how it ...
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