Category Archives: fashion

Pouring Salt in Open Wounds

I am so Sex and the City.  I'm rocking my inner SJP with my new look at work.  I am hot. I mean like really fucking hot. I mean like it's humid as hell and 98 degrees outside.  And nothing called 98 degrees looks good.  (Recall boy band circa 1999.  Really, Nick Lachey.  Put your damn shirt on.) So ...

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At least I don’t smell. Today.

I decided to take a new route to work today.  A rookie move.  Only a dull-normal idiot would decide to take a new route to work on the first day back after vacay.  I mean, c'mon. Everybody knows that  straying from the routine is only advisable once said hard and fast routine has been firmly ...

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Why my kids will need therapy as adults

New York is awesome. (Like the greatest city in the world needs accolades from me, right?). And I did what every person in their right mind does upon starting a new job in a new city - I went on vacation. What? Why are you looking at me like that? So we're on vacation ...

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9 to 5-ing it

Today is the first day of the rest of my life. I'm official. I'm a 9-5er.  I'm wearing heels. Yes, that's one of my new working woman goals. Heels.  I phased out jeans awhile ago.  This year? It's all about style. Skirts, dresses, slacks and heels.  Because that's what being a working mom in New York ...

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Falling on My Ass

You know that Chumbawumba song from like 10+ years ago "I get knocked down, but I get up again, they're never gonna keep me down..."?  Let me refresh your memory: Yeah. That's my life's soundtrack these days. After the world's most traumatic closing, a closing in which I ended ...

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